That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Holy shit dude........stairs
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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