OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It's just like the Real World with babies
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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