I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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