Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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