I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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