ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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