The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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