Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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