sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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