Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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