i think i have two assholes
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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