pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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