what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We had sex on a dog bed..
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Randomize
