yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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