Kiss
Puke
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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