So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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