P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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