Your dad touched me again.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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