I must be too annoying 4 u.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
