oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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