I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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