My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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