STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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