I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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