How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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