what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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