Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
