Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
