It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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