why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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