I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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