omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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