Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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