I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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