I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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