whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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