Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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