That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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