the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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