There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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