before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Randomize
