Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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