Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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