i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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