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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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