I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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