i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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