I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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