I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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