idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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