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fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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