I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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