Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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