My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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